Genie in a bottle

Last night, the child life worker asked him what he would ask for if a genie could grant him three wishes. He said "First, all the Yu Gi Oh cards in the world. Second, all the money in the world [to buy cards]. Third, all the gold in the world [to buy cards]." He has no consciousness of the fact that he's sick (although he's really tired of the hospital).

"Speaking of wishes, you know what I never understood? Genies! They tell you to wish for anything you want and then they add some terrible twist. Like you wish to jump high so he turns you into a frog. Why? Who gains from this? The genie? Where's the benefit? You should be fighting genies, man, not me. I'm not the problem; genies are the problem." - Heinz Doofenshmirtz